Post by MIB on Jan 12, 2016 12:55:08 GMT 8
Kingdom Turn 27
Year 3 May (Year 4712)
Upkeep phase:
- Kingdom remains stable.
Edict phase:
- Built a farm in the Alchemist Shop Hex.
- Built a tavern in the main city (much to the delight of Warden Crow who was a Cayden Cailean worshipper and naturally loved booze).
Income phase:
- Average Income.
Event:
A Bittersweet Lesson in Manners: Bitting off more than one could chew
“You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.” - Ozzy Osbourne
Taking an opportunity to explore the undiscovered southen end of the Guildor’s borders, Lucilia, Thunderquill, Erd, Tuskgutter, Crow and Aley went headhunting for the rumored troll sighting.
After having to muck through a swamp, the party discovered a creepy tribal house with worn out fences that had weird fetishes of vodoo dolls on pointy sticks surrounding it. It looked like a typical place where an evil witch would reside.
Creepy house is creepy
Erd kindly suggested to the party that they should be respectful to other people’s property even if it is creepy. Erd walked up to the entrance of the fence and found the doorbell worn out through years of wear and tear.
Erd: “Hang on guys, let me fix this doorbell. We should not go around destroying things unless we know for certain that it is for the good of our kingdom.”
Crow: “Come on what’s the use fixing something that no one even bothers to use? I’m going in, I smell something strange in the air.”
Erd: “Woah, you cannot simply just waltz in there! That is really rude! What if someone lives here?”
Crow: “I smell trouble and I’m going to deal with it!”
Erd: “Crow sto...”
Crow suddenly barges through the front entrance.
Erd: “Dammit listen to me!”
Crow continues further in despite Erd’s protests...
Now standing in frontyard, Crow came face to face with a Scarecrow. Unfazed by such a thing, Crow simply walked further in. Suddenly... the Scarecrow came to life!
A fight between of the Crows!
Instinctively, Crow engaged the Scarecrow without fear as the rest of the party jumped into the fray. Quickly identifying that the Scarecrow was vulnerable to fire, Aley unleashed a Fire Wall spell to burn the Scarecrow as Crow quickly tore it apart with his dragon claws.
Unfortunately for the party, what appeared later when the 7 rounds of Fire Wall ended were 2 large Gingerbread Golems and a swarm of minuscule Gingerbread Golems! Surprised by their appearance Lucilia was caught off guard and engulfed in sticky liquid gingerbread that quickly began to harden! Worse still, she begin to suffocate as she could not breathe through the encasing as Thunderquill tried in vain to free its master.
Lucilia ends up in a sticky situation...
Crow quicky reacted upon sighting the Gingerbread Golems and unleashed his fire breath upon the weird constructs... only to discover that not only were they immune to fire, but apparently they became tougher as a result!
Gingerbread Golems... they are really tough cookies!
Aley soon realised that these Gingerbread Golems were immune to magic, ‘healed’ by fire damage and slowed by cold damage. Out of desperation, he unleashed a devastating bolt of cold that struck the Gingerbread Golems and the house behind them. Unfortunately, this continued the series of unfortunate events...
Coming out of the house was a fuming mad old woman that unleashed a Black Tentacles spell upon Aley and poor Erd who just so happened to be too close. Unsurprisingly, the two of them were easily caught by the numerous tentacles as they struggled in vain to break free but to no avail.
Madame Beldame and how she felt at that moment...
Old Woman: “YOU BLOODY TRESSPASSERS DESTROYED MY HOUSE! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY WHAT I WORKED SO HARD TO CREATE! I WAS GOING TO YELL AT YOU DANG KIDS TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY LAWN BUT NOW I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL FOR DESTROYING MY PROPERTY!”
Finally breaking free from her encasing, Lucilia took this opportunity to Detect Evil upon the old woman and was shocked to learn that she was NOT evil! Remorseful for what she and her party had done, Lucilia ordered her party members to immediately stand down and reconcile with the old woman for the damage they have done.
Lucilia: “GUYS! CEASEFIRE! SHE IS NOT EVIL! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! WE HAVE COMMITTED A TERRIBLE MISTAKE! MADAM I AM SORRY FOR WHAT WE HAVE DONE!”
Crow: “OH MAN! I HAD NO IDEA WHAT AN IDIOT I HAD BEEN! I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE MADAM!
Erd: “WE ARE TERRIBLY SORRY FOR EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE! I TRIED TO TELL THESE MORONS TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR OR RING THE BELL FIRST! PLEASE FORGIVE US!”
Soon, the Gingerbread Golems encased the unresisting party up to their necks as the old woman confiscated their equipment and items. The helpless party was then brought forth to the old woman as the Gingerbread Golems surrounded them to ensure that they could not escape...
A bad case when the party is encased just like how Wonder Woman is featured...
Old Woman: “I CAN SEE YOU ALL BELONG TO THAT MEDDLING MURDERHOBOING TOMB ROBBING PATHFINDER SOCIETY! YOU ALL BETTER GIMME A DAMN GOOD REASON WHY I, MADAME BELDAME, SHOULD NOT KILL YOU ALL RIGHT NOW!”
Aley: “We were just out hunting trolls!”
Crow, Erd & Lucilia: “AHHHHH! NOOO! ALEY!”
Madame Beldame: “WHAT!? DO I LOOK LIKE A TROLL TO YOU!”
Boiling with anger, she ordered her Gingerbread Golems to start encasing them fully as the golems closed in on them!
Erd: “Madame Beldame please ignore his words! He is not thinking straight!”
Crow: “I’m really sorry for what I’ve done Madame Beldame! Please take me instead! I’m the foolish one that started all this!”
Lucilia: “I am also to blame for jumping to conclusions and attack your properies unprovoked. Please spare my foolish companions and take me instead. Vengenace is all yours to take on upon me for the sins I have committed today!”
Fortunately, the party manages to calm down Madame Beldame with a natural 20 roll check on diplomacy.
Madame Beldame: “Hmph! At least you are all sorry for what you have done. I want my house repaired and my garden tidied! I’ll be keeping two of you encased so that those I choose to release shall not misbehave under my watchful eyes!”
Taking Aley and Crow hostage, Beldame released Lucilia and Erd as they immediately set off to fix up what they had broken.
Work It Harder, Make It Better, Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger, More Than Ever Hour After, Our Work Is Never Over
Soon, the house was patched up nicely by Lucilia who made good engineering checks and Erd had nicely tidied up Beldame’s garden like a natural, being the Druid he is.
Madame Beldame: “At least almost everything now looks as good as new, or I dare say even better than before! But I will be compensated for my Scarecrow! I expect payment within the next month!”
Erd: “Of course Madame Beldame, we will not forget about it.”
Madame Beldame: “Hmmm... nice gardening skills, you can personally come back anytime Druid.”
Madame Beldame then set her eyes upon Crow, something about the Assimar attracted her attention... eye candy perhaps?
Madame Beldame: “And you Assimar, I like your looks! You can come back anytime too!”
Crow: “Woah! Really? I thank you for your hospitality and compilment!”
Satisfied with the party’s work, Beldame released the two hostages and gave the party a quest to find as many black rattle caps for her, offering 100gp for each. The party accepted the request and reclaimed their equipment before heading back to Guildor. They had a debt to pay to Beldame and it was going to be cost them...
Epilogue
While travelling back to Guildor.
Erd: “Guys, next time listen to my advice, I’m not your Councilor for nothing! We shouldn’t go murderhoboing and destroying stuff! I hope you all remember what went down today, it’s a hard and expensive lesson!”
Lucilia: (Facepalming) “How embarassing that was...”
Erd: “Remember, this is NOT PFS!”
Aley: (Remains silent) “...”
Crow: “At least she likes me... !”
Year 3 May (Year 4712)
Upkeep phase:
- Kingdom remains stable.
Edict phase:
- Built a farm in the Alchemist Shop Hex.
- Built a tavern in the main city (much to the delight of Warden Crow who was a Cayden Cailean worshipper and naturally loved booze).
Income phase:
- Average Income.
Event:
A Bittersweet Lesson in Manners: Bitting off more than one could chew
“You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.” - Ozzy Osbourne
Taking an opportunity to explore the undiscovered southen end of the Guildor’s borders, Lucilia, Thunderquill, Erd, Tuskgutter, Crow and Aley went headhunting for the rumored troll sighting.
After having to muck through a swamp, the party discovered a creepy tribal house with worn out fences that had weird fetishes of vodoo dolls on pointy sticks surrounding it. It looked like a typical place where an evil witch would reside.
Creepy house is creepy
Erd kindly suggested to the party that they should be respectful to other people’s property even if it is creepy. Erd walked up to the entrance of the fence and found the doorbell worn out through years of wear and tear.
Erd: “Hang on guys, let me fix this doorbell. We should not go around destroying things unless we know for certain that it is for the good of our kingdom.”
Crow: “Come on what’s the use fixing something that no one even bothers to use? I’m going in, I smell something strange in the air.”
Erd: “Woah, you cannot simply just waltz in there! That is really rude! What if someone lives here?”
Crow: “I smell trouble and I’m going to deal with it!”
Erd: “Crow sto...”
Crow suddenly barges through the front entrance.
Erd: “Dammit listen to me!”
Crow continues further in despite Erd’s protests...
Now standing in frontyard, Crow came face to face with a Scarecrow. Unfazed by such a thing, Crow simply walked further in. Suddenly... the Scarecrow came to life!
A fight between of the Crows!
Instinctively, Crow engaged the Scarecrow without fear as the rest of the party jumped into the fray. Quickly identifying that the Scarecrow was vulnerable to fire, Aley unleashed a Fire Wall spell to burn the Scarecrow as Crow quickly tore it apart with his dragon claws.
Unfortunately for the party, what appeared later when the 7 rounds of Fire Wall ended were 2 large Gingerbread Golems and a swarm of minuscule Gingerbread Golems! Surprised by their appearance Lucilia was caught off guard and engulfed in sticky liquid gingerbread that quickly began to harden! Worse still, she begin to suffocate as she could not breathe through the encasing as Thunderquill tried in vain to free its master.
Lucilia ends up in a sticky situation...
Crow quicky reacted upon sighting the Gingerbread Golems and unleashed his fire breath upon the weird constructs... only to discover that not only were they immune to fire, but apparently they became tougher as a result!
Gingerbread Golems... they are really tough cookies!
Aley soon realised that these Gingerbread Golems were immune to magic, ‘healed’ by fire damage and slowed by cold damage. Out of desperation, he unleashed a devastating bolt of cold that struck the Gingerbread Golems and the house behind them. Unfortunately, this continued the series of unfortunate events...
Coming out of the house was a fuming mad old woman that unleashed a Black Tentacles spell upon Aley and poor Erd who just so happened to be too close. Unsurprisingly, the two of them were easily caught by the numerous tentacles as they struggled in vain to break free but to no avail.
Madame Beldame and how she felt at that moment...
Old Woman: “YOU BLOODY TRESSPASSERS DESTROYED MY HOUSE! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY WHAT I WORKED SO HARD TO CREATE! I WAS GOING TO YELL AT YOU DANG KIDS TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY LAWN BUT NOW I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL FOR DESTROYING MY PROPERTY!”
Finally breaking free from her encasing, Lucilia took this opportunity to Detect Evil upon the old woman and was shocked to learn that she was NOT evil! Remorseful for what she and her party had done, Lucilia ordered her party members to immediately stand down and reconcile with the old woman for the damage they have done.
Lucilia: “GUYS! CEASEFIRE! SHE IS NOT EVIL! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! WE HAVE COMMITTED A TERRIBLE MISTAKE! MADAM I AM SORRY FOR WHAT WE HAVE DONE!”
Crow: “OH MAN! I HAD NO IDEA WHAT AN IDIOT I HAD BEEN! I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE MADAM!
Erd: “WE ARE TERRIBLY SORRY FOR EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE! I TRIED TO TELL THESE MORONS TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR OR RING THE BELL FIRST! PLEASE FORGIVE US!”
Soon, the Gingerbread Golems encased the unresisting party up to their necks as the old woman confiscated their equipment and items. The helpless party was then brought forth to the old woman as the Gingerbread Golems surrounded them to ensure that they could not escape...
A bad case when the party is encased just like how Wonder Woman is featured...
Old Woman: “I CAN SEE YOU ALL BELONG TO THAT MEDDLING MURDERHOBOING TOMB ROBBING PATHFINDER SOCIETY! YOU ALL BETTER GIMME A DAMN GOOD REASON WHY I, MADAME BELDAME, SHOULD NOT KILL YOU ALL RIGHT NOW!”
Aley: “We were just out hunting trolls!”
Crow, Erd & Lucilia: “AHHHHH! NOOO! ALEY!”
Madame Beldame: “WHAT!? DO I LOOK LIKE A TROLL TO YOU!”
Boiling with anger, she ordered her Gingerbread Golems to start encasing them fully as the golems closed in on them!
Erd: “Madame Beldame please ignore his words! He is not thinking straight!”
Crow: “I’m really sorry for what I’ve done Madame Beldame! Please take me instead! I’m the foolish one that started all this!”
Lucilia: “I am also to blame for jumping to conclusions and attack your properies unprovoked. Please spare my foolish companions and take me instead. Vengenace is all yours to take on upon me for the sins I have committed today!”
Fortunately, the party manages to calm down Madame Beldame with a natural 20 roll check on diplomacy.
Madame Beldame: “Hmph! At least you are all sorry for what you have done. I want my house repaired and my garden tidied! I’ll be keeping two of you encased so that those I choose to release shall not misbehave under my watchful eyes!”
Taking Aley and Crow hostage, Beldame released Lucilia and Erd as they immediately set off to fix up what they had broken.
Work It Harder, Make It Better, Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger, More Than Ever Hour After, Our Work Is Never Over
Soon, the house was patched up nicely by Lucilia who made good engineering checks and Erd had nicely tidied up Beldame’s garden like a natural, being the Druid he is.
Madame Beldame: “At least almost everything now looks as good as new, or I dare say even better than before! But I will be compensated for my Scarecrow! I expect payment within the next month!”
Erd: “Of course Madame Beldame, we will not forget about it.”
Madame Beldame: “Hmmm... nice gardening skills, you can personally come back anytime Druid.”
Madame Beldame then set her eyes upon Crow, something about the Assimar attracted her attention... eye candy perhaps?
Madame Beldame: “And you Assimar, I like your looks! You can come back anytime too!”
Crow: “Woah! Really? I thank you for your hospitality and compilment!”
Satisfied with the party’s work, Beldame released the two hostages and gave the party a quest to find as many black rattle caps for her, offering 100gp for each. The party accepted the request and reclaimed their equipment before heading back to Guildor. They had a debt to pay to Beldame and it was going to be cost them...
Epilogue
While travelling back to Guildor.
Erd: “Guys, next time listen to my advice, I’m not your Councilor for nothing! We shouldn’t go murderhoboing and destroying stuff! I hope you all remember what went down today, it’s a hard and expensive lesson!”
Lucilia: (Facepalming) “How embarassing that was...”
Erd: “Remember, this is NOT PFS!”
Aley: (Remains silent) “...”
Crow: “At least she likes me... !”